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2004 Candidates
(NOT updated after November 2004) A Confession (read 1st)
George W. Bush, Jr.
John McCain
John Kerry
Howard Dean
Ralph Nader
Wesley Clark
John Edwards
Bob Graham
Carole Moseley-Braun
Joe Lieberman
Al Sharpton
Dennis Kucinich
Dick Gephardt
2000 Candidates
(NOT updated after November 2000)
George W. Bush,
Jr. Al Gore Pat Buchanan Ralph Nader Harry Browne Bill Bradley Steve Forbes Gary Bauer
Alan Keyes
J. Danforth Quayle Elizabeth Dole Dick Gephardt John Ashcroft Orrin Hatch
1996 Candidates
(NOT updated after November 1996) Bill Clinton Bob Dole H. Ross Perot Ralph Nader Pat Buchanan Steve Forbes Richard Lugar Lamar Alexander Phil Gramm Robert Dornan Morry Taylor Alan Keyes Arlen Specter Libertarians
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All the Dirt on All the Candidates for President
--Since 1995-- Because character DOES matter.
You've come to the right
place for dirt, attitude and opinionated character reviews of all the
presidential candidates.
Candidates In 2008
John Edwards
-- Mike Huckabee
-- Mitt Romney
-- Rudy Giuliani
-- Hillary Clinton
-- Ron Paul
-- Fred Thompson
-- Barack Obama
-- John McCain
-- Bill Richardson
-- Dennis Kucinich
-- Wesley Clark
-- Ralph Nader
-- Joe Biden
-- Newt Gingrich
-- Alan Keyes
And PLEASE as always forward any
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their websites, ideally with a URL we can link to. No conspiracy theories or blogs, unless they
are reputable AND include documents on their website. THANKS!
Candidates In 2004
OK, We'll be the first to admit that our 2004 coverage was, well, lame.
Why? Because your hardworking editor and main writer was going through a divorce
and no one else stepped up. Don't worry, I'm back -- tanned, rested and ready
for the 2008 election. If you want to see what we
came up with last time anyway, well here it is.
-- George W. Bush, Jr.:
-- Howard Dean
-- Wesley Clark
-- Dennis Kucinich
-- Carole Moseley-Braun
-- Dick Gephardt
-- Al Sharpton
-- Ralph Nader (Check him out, you'll be surprised)
-- John Edwards
-- Joseph Lieberman
-- Bob Graham
-- John Kerry
Candidates In
2000
Al
Gore: his hyperactive fundraising has brought him together
with a grim cast of cronies, many of whom have received perks or favors
from the Clinton-Gore administration; illegal fundraising at a Buddhist
temple, illegal fundraising phone calls, hypocrisy on tobacco (using his
sister's death for political gain while continuing to profit from tobacco
stock); environmental trendiness (and hypocrisy). CLICK HERE for
details.
Pat
Buchanan: Washington and media insider, Watergate abuses
(dirty tricks and obstruction of justice), pushed IRS audits on his
enemies. Did VD keep him out of Vietnam? 6 aides with ties to racist or
white supremacy groups, all talk & no action (the Republican Jesse
Jackson), anti-Semitic statements, flirts with fascism, top defender of
Nazis, assaulted police officers, Holocaust revisionist. CLICK HERE
for details.
Alan Keyes
: Paid himself $100,000/year out of campaign
funds when he ran for senate, won't take responsibility for old campaign
debts, all talk and no action. Quotes.CLICK HERE for
details.
Elizabeth "Liddy" Dole : Ruthless
politician cloaked in Southern charm. Took $875,000 for speeches to Bob
Dole's campaign contributors, and got sweetheart deal on a luxury vacation
condo from one of them, and a million dollars for the Red Cross right
after she took it over. Criticized for work at the FAA. CLICK HERE for
details.
John McCain
: This Vietnam vet and former prisoner of war has
a reputation as one of Congress' few independent thinkers, in part because
of the bipartisan bills he crafted on tobacco and campaign reform. At the
same time, he was one of the "Keating Five", congressmen who vigorously
helped Charles Keating delay prosecution for his financial crimes.
Meanwhile, McCain received $112,000 in Keating donations, flew 9 times on
Keating jets and visited his posh retreat in the Bahamas at least 3 times.
McCain is also known for nasty, rude comments on Chelsea Clinton, for
sending warm birthday wishes to a mafia boss, and a mean quick temper.
CLICK
HERE for details.
Bill Bradley
: This self-styled reformer was the second worst
in Congress (out of 535) for taking "fact finding trips" (junkets) paid
for by special interests. And a nonpartisan watchdog group called him "The
King of Bundling", which is a way to evade campaign finance limits by
having your friends, business colleagues and/or family also make maximum
donations. Covered up a potentially serious heart defect.CLICK HERE
for details.
Gary Bauer
: This righteous little guy took tens of
thousands of dollars from the Moonies, dodged the draft and is alleged to
be having an affair with a twenty-something woman, despite his marriage of
27 years.CLICK HERE for details.
J. Danforth
Quayle : DUMB! You've no doubt seen some of his
hilarious quotes ("what a terrible thing it is to lose one's mind"), but
you have no idea how many there are. Hear Quayle talk about the
water-filled canals on Mars! He also dodged the draft in Vietnam by
pulling strings, and Quayle's alleged drug dealer was thrown into solitary
confinement when he tried to talk to the press during Quayle's
vice-presidential campaign. Also: attempted (and failed) adultery. CLICK HERE for
details.
Steve Forbes
: - Rich kid with little real world experience,
sleazy land deals, bad manager, draft dodger, vanity candidate, hiding his
tax returns, stalking horse for supply-siders. Wilder accusations:
Involved in Vincent Foster death coverup? Quotes. CLICK HERE for
details.
Lamar
Alexander: Lamar has gotten rich of dozens of
sweetheart deals with business cronies and financial supporters that make
Hillary's $100,000 commodities trade look puny. In fact, he tried to hide
most of them by transferring stock and other assets to his wife Honey.
Lamar Alexander: Longtime Washington lawyer-lobbyist shamelessly
claiming to be an outsider. He's a "weathervane" candidate who now claims
to be conservative. Claims to be an "entrepreneur" based on one of his
sweetheart deals, where he did no actual work.CLICK HERE
for details.
John
Ashcroft: this self-styled moral crusader of the
far right, and former Missouri governor, has been involved in several
allegedly corrupt deals. He declared an "economic emergency" and pushed
through $140 million in state funds to build an 18-mile freeway that
opened up a major contributor's land for development; Ashcroft and his
wife got a good deal on a boat from a political contributor and didn't pay
personal property tax on it until a newspaper questioned him on it; the
contributor received $1 million in state contracts during Ashcroft's
administration. Ashcroft's Attorney General was sent to jail for
converting state property for his own use. CLICK HERE
for details.
Other
Politicians
Newt
Gingrich: Newt quit Congress, but he remains stubbornly
convinced that he should run for president. If he does, he'll face plenty
of allegations:
Adultery and public sex, blatant hypocrisy on Clinton's affairs,
admitted pot smoker, divisive demagogue who loves to vilify his opponents,
bounced 22 checks on the House bank, pro-military draft dodger, pressured
his first wife to sign divorce papers while she was in hospital with
cancer, under investigation for numerous ethics violations, got lucrative
book contract from rich businessman Rupert Murdoch -- and another one
years earlier, used taxpayer subsidies to fund his partisan campaign
course, refuses to reveal who funded his GOPAC committee. His character.
Quotes. Wilder accusations: Sexual misconduct with a convicted
murderer? CLICK HERE for details.
Bob
Dornan:"B-1" Bob Dornan is not the crazy far-righter that
every one says he is. Well, we can't say that. He's not JUST a crazy
far-right winger; he's an Emmy award-winning, surfing spy who's flown
dozens of jet fighters and bounced House bank checks for the Virgin Mary.
His wife also claimed he beat her the last two times she left him.CLICK HERE for
details.
Ross Perot
[Reform Party]: Paranoid hypocrite, got rich off of
government funding, manipulates his genuinely grass roots supporters,
conspiracy theory fan, and "crazy": obsessive, delusional, and never wrong
(in his own mind.)
Pete Wilson: Perhaps
the most two-faced politician in America, and that's saying something.
Colin Powell: Involved
in coverup of the My Lai Massacre. More bureaucrat than soldier. Let
Saddam survive at end of Desert Storm. Rejected ordering more helicopters
in Somalia, with disastrous results.
Severe
Scandals Tired of squabbles over whether perjury is
impeachable, or if soft money contributions are unethical? Here are some
local politicians with SERIOUS scandals such as murder, or the politician
who bit another woman for refusing to join a threesome with her husband.
These candidates may not be presidential material, but their stories are
at least as interesting. CLICK HERE
to see them.
Positive Ideas for
Reform Some snivelling little crybabies have complained
that this web site is too negative, so we're putting together some
positive ideas for nonpartisan political and campaign reform. CLICK
HERE to see them.
Historical
Scandals Contrary to popular opinion, scandals go back
long before Monica and even Watergate, and so do problems with media
reporting. Juicy scandals involving such esteemed presidents as Thomas
Jefferson, Grover Cleveland, and George Bush,
Sr.
The affair between Thomas Jefferson and Sally
Hemmings, one of his slaves, has recently been supported by DNA evidence.
While the DNA data leaves open the possibility that close relatives of
Jefferson fathered Hemmings' children instead of Thomas, a study of other
evidence by the foundation that manages Monticello confirmed it was
Thomas. The key evidence is that the other potential fathers weren't at
Monticello at the time of her conception, while the ex-president was.
According to an excellent article in the Wall Street Journal (9/23/97,
pA1), this scandal was reported in the Richmond, VA Recorder in 1802 by
James Callendar, a British-born reporter, who didn't have any particular
evidence to back up his charges. Callender also reported that Alexander
Hamilton had been in an extramarital affair.
Later on, during the 1884 presidential campaign,
Grover Cleveland faced allegations that he had fathered an illegitimate
son, and did an amazing thing, which helped him win the election.
Basically, he admitted it, told the truth and took full responsibility,
something we wish more politicians would do. Here is the full story, as
told by reader and contributor Steve Ross:
- During the 1884 presidential campaign, a woman named Maria Helpin
went public with a story that Cleveland had fathered a child with her. The
boy did exist, and he was named Oscar Folsom Cleveland.
- Cleveland did something unprecedented in political history. He sent a
telegram to his campaign managers telling them to "tell the truth" and
published the entire story, which was:
- Back in 1874 both Cleveland and Folsom, his law partner, had sexual
relations with Helpin, a very unstable woman who probably had a case of
nymphomania. Cleveland knew of several other men she had been involved
with.
- Helpin became pregnant, but there was no way to know who the real
father was. There was a chance that Cleveland or Folsom might have been
the father. She had no way of supporting herself and a child, and was
slipping into mental illness. All all the men in Helpin's life tried to
wash their hands of her, and the son she bore, except Cleveland.
- Cleveland took over financial reponsibility for the boy until an
adoption could be arranged and named him after his law partner and
himself. Oscar was adopted by a couple in western New York and Helpin was
eventually institutionalized.
In coming clean Cleveland turned the tables on the Republicans.
Corruption and honesty were major issues in the 1884 election, and voters
were so impressed by Cleveland's courage in telling the truth, and angry
about corrupt favors accepted from the railway industry by Blaine, that he
swept New York, the state in which the Republicans had tried to whip up a
scandal frenzy. In those days New York held enough Electoral College votes
to dominate presidential elections. His take of the popular vote was only
48.5% vs 48.2% for Blaine." [Reader/contributor Steve Ross wrote this
section, and cites the following sources: "Grover Cleveland" , by Richard Neustadt (Professor
of Government at Harvard), in the web site of "The American President", a
PBS documentary TV series "A Tale of Two Presidents" by Lawrence Reed,
Investor's Business Daily, January 29, 1998 "Grover Cleveland and Bill Clinton" by Dan Roberts,
Nando Times News special report, 1998
Two years later, when Cleveland married the much younger Frances Folsom
in 1886, newspapers gave them the full celebrity treatment, even following
them on their honeymoon and reporting some details.
More recently, Presidents Roosevelt, Eisenhower, Kennedy, and Johnson
have been shown with reasonable certainty to have had extramarital
affairs. George Bush Sr. is alleged to have had a
long-running affair with Jennifer Fitzgerald, a State Department employee
who assisted Bush at most of his posts over the years ("She worked under
him in a number of positions," the joke goes.)
Of course, there were many real and more substantial scandals in years
past as well. Thanks to reader Tim Weber, here are links to several
mudpits from olden times; the mysterious "Whisky Ring" and "XYZ Correspondence" fiascos, and the better known Watergate and Teapot Dome affairs.
1996
Candidates
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Bill Clinton: Where do we begin? With Monica
Lewinsky, of course. But there's other stuff besides adultery: admitted
pot smoking, draft dodging, shady failed Whitewater development. His wife
Hillary has the more significant scandal: the miracle $100,000 commodities
profit. Bill's character: The ultimate baby boomer, just wanna go along
with the crowd guy. Wilder accusations - involvement in murder of
Vincent Foster, cocaine use, supporting CIA drug/money laundering
operation at Mena, Arkansas?CLICK HERE
for details.
Bob Dole: Money Laundering
& Illegal Campaign Contributions, Campaign Sleaze: Fraudulent Attack
"Polls", numerous political favors for big money campaign contributors,
sweetheart deal on his exclusive luxury condo, huge payments to his wife
by lobbyists ($875,000 for "speeches"), close ally of sleazemeister
Senator Alfonse D'Amato. His character. Quotes.CLICK HERE for
details.
Phil
Gramm: Savings & Loan scandal payoffs, laundered
illegal campaign contributions to Bob Packwood, "family values" hypocrite
divorced his first wife and funded an "R" rated movie, pro-military draft
dodger, helped drug dealer get out of jail, petty abuses of power (illegal
hunting of baited ponds, getting a staffer out of the army) numerous
political favors for his wealthy contributors. His character. Quotes.
CLICK
HERE for details.
Arlen Specter:
Specter suspended his race, not so much because of his skeletons, but
because there isn't room in Republican primaries for a pro-choice
candidate. Ask the right wing activists who attacked Colin Powell before
he withdrew.
Morry
Taylor: Blowhard vanity candidate, left a superfund toxic
waste site in his old home town, which taxpayers are cleaning up.
Ridiculed a school girl for stuttering in front of a large crowd. A
history of failures that he blames on others. Quotes.CLICK HERE for
details.
Richard Lugar: Actually, he seems to be a pretty
upstanding guy: more conservative than he lets on, but open minded and not
dogmatic. He actually served in the military (Navy) AND is happily married
to his first wife. Some question his involvement in the consolidation of
Indianapolis with the surrounding county. Quotes.CLICK HERE for
details.
Libertarians Harry
Browne -- Rick
Tompkins -- Irwin
Schiff
Links The Center
For Public Integrity at http://www.essential.org/cpi/. This
outfit has done a great job of researching the funding of major
presidential candidates and their advisers, making the information public
for free and not showing favoritism to either party. They also have a page
of databases on candidate assets, honoraria, travel junkets, Clinton's
various contributions, and which businesspeople got to go with Ron Brown
on his various trips to drum up business, at
Tony
Raymond's Page of FEC Info at
http://www.tray.com/fecinfo/.
Lots of nonpartisan reports and detail on who gives and gets what
donations. Lots of good info on soft money donations. Very well organized,
a great site.
FEC Raw
Data Files at http://www.fec.gov/finance/ftp.htm. Want to
see the hard numbers yourself, without someone "explaining" them all to
you? Go to the source, the government reports that candidates file under
penalty of perjury.
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